Gracie is funny. She gets it from me. Dan, not so much. This week as we were driving in the car, she said some of the funniest things.
1. Mom, can I get a tatoo? (while we were driving to school with a pen in her hand contemplating writing on herself)
2. Mom, why do you talk to the other cars? (I don't know. But I do talk to myself and other cars regularly. Sometimes I wonder if I would be able to function if I did not tell myself (and others whether they are listening or not) what to do outloud. I also sometimes think I am talking to myself but struggle with my inner monolague going external without my knowing it)
3. Mom, can I get an ipod like sissy has? (sissy always plays her songs in the car but then takes the ipod with her when she gets out leaving me and Gracie to regular radio. Gracie prefers to have control over what music she listens to... and most everything else.)
4. Mom, what do you want to be when you get bigger? (Really good question. I had to think on this one before I gave her my answer. I figured, she's three, maybe she will forget that she asked me. I changed the subject to the Cheetah Girls)
5. Mom, can we go to the Cheetah Girls concert? ( My answer was "they aren't here yet", I think they are in Oklahoma or somewhere like that.)
6. Mom are the Cheetah Girls here yet?
7. Ah, pickles. (her response to "No honey, the Cheetah Girls aren't here yet.)
8. Mom can you put on the song "hold your breath because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you"? (Secondhand Serenade song that PerryAnn places A LOT. Gracie has learned the words and it is really funny to hear her sing it.
9. Mom, can you put on Demi Babado? (Demi LaVato - Disney channel singer)
10. It's been a long day. (Friday night in the car on the way to Kohl's and icecream)
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